King of the Hill

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Paulus Augustus

Re: King of the Hill

Post by Paulus Augustus » Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:53 pm

I attack by playing a uno reverse card, so I'm on the defending side now.

I defend by having Hodor hold the door.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Lord Eros Anphedite » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:42 pm

I grab a battering ram and push through the door and knocking over anyone who may have been holding it closed.

I defend with a game of Go Fish.
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Paulus Augustus

Re: King of the Hill

Post by Paulus Augustus » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:34 pm

I attack by labeling all card games as gambling games that nobody under the age of 18 can play. You're disqualified.

I defend by changing the Hill into a Republic and gerrymandering voting districts, so that I will remain President for life.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Lord Eros Anphedite » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:42 pm

I and other fellow Congress bois impeach you.

I defend with a black hole.
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Paulus Augustus

Re: King of the Hill

Post by Paulus Augustus » Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:50 am

I attack by traveling through a Kerr black hole into the past and preventing you from constructing your black hole.

I defend by always being on the worldline where I win.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Lord Eros Anphedite » Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:01 pm

I wait for the rapture to come along and sweep you away, leaving the hill undefended.

I defend with Populares Founder power.
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Paulus Augustus

Re: King of the Hill

Post by Paulus Augustus » Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:35 am

I attack by being more Populare than you.

I defend by being the poster of the month.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Megaleiotha Eirhno » Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:54 pm

I attack by playing all the Spam Games in the Colosseum to quickly retake my former glory as the greatest Emperor Emeritus.

I defend by forgetting to post my defense.
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Paulus Augustus

Re: King of the Hill

Post by Paulus Augustus » Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:25 pm

I attack by waiting until you forget that you are the King of the Hill and leave.

I defend by taking MemoryPills (trademark).

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Megaleiotha Eirhno » Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:27 pm

I attack by replacing your MemoryPills with Viagra, so you forget about being King of the Hill for more than four hours and go see your doctor.

I defend by banning further Viagra studies.
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