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Re: Three word Story

Post by Rex Ciphra » Sat Jan 26, 2019 9:37 pm

One time Onder danced with fairies named Lucifer and made a deal with none other than Bob Dole. The deal was that every time he took a dump, he had to ban one person and bring an M4 in order to cook a sandwich. Sometimes Onder liked Mega's beard then sometimes he ate omelets from hell that contained some traces of black dynamite with a side of paprika. Lucifer also tried those omelets but spat it back out. Even he got sick of blowing his mouth with a giant fan.
"Luci," Bob said, "Are you a poisonous snake?"
Luci slapped Bob, the question was so very offensive, more toxic than youtube's comment section. Even Onder's speeches stranded him on a dong. "Vsauce, Ray here. What in the hell, is hell? Let the record show that flying cats are quintessential hell, or is it? I am going to Paris. But not before we slap a couple innocent children," announced Theo the dong. He was quite the Imperial Majesty. Especially when he wore the Burger hat, even if he was no burger. His wife was actually not human, but that didn't stop her from trying to make some horrible turkeys. Taste was like plastic roadkill. He would devour that shiz without shaz. "Yummy," he said, although he did not feel like eating garbage. Puking is natural when you eat plastic garbage, but Lucifer is anything he wants to not be.
Another person Paul hates is his fellow prefect, Thomas, because Tom is awesom(e). No one knows anyone. Not that it matters because I know myself, I tell myself to the mirror, while I continue shaving my cat until he died.

I buried my cat in glue so it was always with me. I eat glue when Rex slaps Thom's cheeks in a seductive attempt to seduce him, Rex successful seduced the Thom and made him bae, much to his surprise. Sarah ate herself because of her unpleasant need to be full of magical powers, such as growing as large as Thom's mom's face, which was small. Paul's missed letter "l," because he failed at copying and life. One meme king decided that ENOUGH is ENOUGH and created the open Windows program that actually ended with an error that killed memes worldwide. Internet died instantly and the EU rejoiced at the American's sorrow. A merry can rolled down a kingless hill, causing many to judge its way of living. Verdict was that it was medieval to have a very annoying voice that cracks at regular intervals. That can would
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Re: Three word Story

Post by Lord Eros Anphedite » Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:37 pm

One time Onder danced with fairies named Lucifer and made a deal with none other than Bob Dole. The deal was that every time he took a dump, he had to ban one person and bring an M4 in order to cook a sandwich. Sometimes Onder liked Mega's beard then sometimes he ate omelets from hell that contained some traces of black dynamite with a side of paprika. Lucifer also tried those omelets but spat it back out. Even he got sick of blowing his mouth with a giant fan.
"Luci," Bob said, "Are you a poisonous snake?"
Luci slapped Bob, the question was so very offensive, more toxic than youtube's comment section. Even Onder's speeches stranded him on a dong. "Vsauce, Ray here. What in the hell, is hell? Let the record show that flying cats are quintessential hell, or is it? I am going to Paris. But not before we slap a couple innocent children," announced Theo the dong. He was quite the Imperial Majesty. Especially when he wore the Burger hat, even if he was no burger. His wife was actually not human, but that didn't stop her from trying to make some horrible turkeys. Taste was like plastic roadkill. He would devour that shiz without shaz. "Yummy," he said, although he did not feel like eating garbage. Puking is natural when you eat plastic garbage, but Lucifer is anything he wants to not be.
Another person Paul hates is his fellow prefect, Thomas, because Tom is awesom(e). No one knows anyone. Not that it matters because I know myself, I tell myself to the mirror, while I continue shaving my cat until he died.

I buried my cat in glue so it was always with me. I eat glue when Rex slaps Thom's cheeks in a seductive attempt to seduce him, Rex successful seduced the Thom and made him bae, much to his surprise. Sarah ate herself because of her unpleasant need to be full of magical powers, such as growing as large as Thom's mom's face, which was small. Paul's missed letter "l," because he failed at copying and life. One meme king decided that ENOUGH is ENOUGH and created the open Windows program that actually ended with an error that killed memes worldwide. Internet died instantly and the EU rejoiced at the American's sorrow. A merry can rolled down a kingless hill, causing many to judge its way of living. Verdict was that it was medieval to have a very annoying voice that cracks at regular intervals. That can would constantly try to
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Re: Three word Story

Post by Bodhi » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:10 pm

Megaleiotha Eirhno wrote:
Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:30 pm
One time Onder danced with fairies named Lucifer and made a deal with none other than Bob Dole. The deal was that every time he took a dump, he had to eat a big
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Re: Three word Story

Post by Drinarius » Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:17 pm

One time Onder danced with fairies named Lucifer and made a deal with none other than Bob Dole. The deal was that every time he took a dump, he had to ban one person and bring an M4 in order to cook a sandwich. Sometimes Onder liked Mega's beard then sometimes he ate omelets from hell that contained some traces of black dynamite with a side of paprika. Lucifer also tried those omelets but spat it back out. Even he got sick of blowing his mouth with a giant fan.
"Luci," Bob said, "Are you a poisonous snake?"
Luci slapped Bob, the question was so very offensive, more toxic than youtube's comment section. Even Onder's speeches stranded him on a dong. "Vsauce, Ray here. What in the hell, is hell? Let the record show that flying cats are quintessential hell, or is it? I am going to Paris. But not before we slap a couple innocent children," announced Theo the dong. He was quite the Imperial Majesty. Especially when he wore the Burger hat, even if he was no burger. His wife was actually not human, but that didn't stop her from trying to make some horrible turkeys. Taste was like plastic roadkill. He would devour that shiz without shaz. "Yummy," he said, although he did not feel like eating garbage. Puking is natural when you eat plastic garbage, but Lucifer is anything he wants to not be.
Another person Paul hates is his fellow prefect, Thomas, because Tom is awesom(e). No one knows anyone. Not that it matters because I know myself, I tell myself to the mirror, while I continue shaving my cat until he died.

I buried my cat in glue so it was always with me. I eat glue when Rex slaps Thom's cheeks in a seductive attempt to seduce him, Rex successful seduced the Thom and made him bae, much to his surprise. Sarah ate herself because of her unpleasant need to be full of magical powers, such as growing as large as Thom's mom's face, which was small. Paul's missed letter "l," because he failed at copying and life. One meme king decided that ENOUGH is ENOUGH and created the open Windows program that actually ended with an error that killed memes worldwide. Internet died instantly and the EU rejoiced at the American's sorrow. A merry can rolled down a kingless hill, causing many to judge its way of living. Verdict was that it was medieval to have a very annoying voice that cracks at regular intervals. That can would constantly try to destroy capitalism in
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Re: Three word Story

Post by Bodhi » Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:26 pm

Megaleiotha Eirhno wrote:
Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:30 pm
One time Onder danced with fairies named Lucifer and made a deal with none other than Bob Dole. The deal was that every time he took a dump, he had to scream out a
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Re: Three word Story

Post by Sarah Karimi » Mon Mar 11, 2019 12:27 pm

One time Onder danced with fairies named Lucifer and made a deal with none other than Bob Dole. The deal was that every time he took a dump, he had to ban one person and bring an M4 in order to cook a sandwich. Sometimes Onder liked Mega's beard then sometimes he ate omelets from hell that contained some traces of black dynamite with a side of paprika. Lucifer also tried those omelets but spat it back out. Even he got sick of blowing his mouth with a giant fan.
"Luci," Bob said, "Are you a poisonous snake?"
Luci slapped Bob, the question was so very offensive, more toxic than youtube's comment section. Even Onder's speeches stranded him on a dong. "Vsauce, Ray here. What in the hell, is hell? Let the record show that flying cats are quintessential hell, or is it? I am going to Paris. But not before we slap a couple innocent children," announced Theo the dong. He was quite the Imperial Majesty. Especially when he wore the Burger hat, even if he was no burger. His wife was actually not human, but that didn't stop her from trying to make some horrible turkeys. Taste was like plastic roadkill. He would devour that shiz without shaz. "Yummy," he said, although he did not feel like eating garbage. Puking is natural when you eat plastic garbage, but Lucifer is anything he wants to not be.
Another person Paul hates is his fellow prefect, Thomas, because Tom is awesom(e). No one knows anyone. Not that it matters because I know myself, I tell myself to the mirror, while I continue shaving my cat until he died.

I buried my cat in glue so it was always with me. I eat glue when Rex slaps Thom's cheeks in a seductive attempt to seduce him, Rex successful seduced the Thom and made him bae, much to his surprise. Sarah ate herself because of her unpleasant need to be full of magical powers, such as growing as large as Thom's mom's face, which was small. Paul's missed letter "l," because he failed at copying and life. One meme king decided that ENOUGH is ENOUGH and created the open Windows program that actually ended with an error that killed memes worldwide. Internet died instantly and the EU rejoiced at the American's sorrow. A merry can rolled down a kingless hill, causing many to judge its way of living. Verdict was that it was medieval to have a very annoying voice that cracks at regular intervals. That can would constantly try to destroy capitalism in the nicest possible
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